me helping out in group projects
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#I feel like Clint regrets ever making friends with Nat #he’s like the fuck is she doing? #I’m gonna get hurt and she’s gonna be fine and I’ll get the blame and she’ll get out of it again #’oh no mr fury it was clint’s idea’ yeah. yeah. just because she can kill a man with her thighs she gets away with murder #literally and here’s me #shootin’ guys from forever away and I get all the shit #if I had thighs like that I could kill guys too (via kirkandbones)
the drugs from my wisdom teeth removal have worn off
and i looked back on my twitter from this morning
"they took my teeths and didnt even say mazel tov"
"i am going to write a book about butts and it will be called butts"
she’s a harvard graduate and speaks like 6 languages
Benedict answering about taking on a role of Smaug.
Seth Rogen, girlfriend of the year award.
Ok , so I made this in my English class out of boredom, there was no one it had not started yet ! So we had a substitute that day, a really cute guy, and he walks in, stare at the class then at the board, then at the class again, he seemed amazed and goes :
“Who wrote ”Fuck You” in circular gallifreyan , I don’t know if I should kiss you or send you to detention ”
so did he kiss you or did he send you to detention christ don’t leave me hanging like this
One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
i thought this was freaking salad
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