My grandma just asked me “why are you smiling at your phone, is it a boy?”
Yes, it is a boy
Fucking another boy
In this sick-ass fanfic Im reading
yay thank you! :)
life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
Smooth as fuck
FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
they were talking about his height
They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.
people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books
who cares about murder when you could have all the special editions?
I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.
Then there’s the Navy
Nebula and Gamora
This looks like they’re launching into a Broadway-style antagonistic musical number a la Wicked.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that
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